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"Do You Price Match?" — The Smart Customer Who Tried To Outsmart A Savvy Store Owner
We all love finding a great deal, and using a store's "price match guarantee" feels like a legal superpower for shoppers. But when a clever man tries to use a pricing loophole against an experienced independent store owner, he quickly realizes that you can't beat a merchant at his own game. This witty business joke has an absolute masterpiece of a punchline!
He thought he was getting an $1800 suit for pennies.
📖 The Story:
A man sees a men’s store with a suit on sale… It should be expensive. Hart Shaffer and Marks, but it’s only $100! So he goes in and asks if he can get one in a size 44.
The salesperson says, "Well, we don’t actually have any in stock. The owner puts that in the window to get people like you to come in. Can I show you something else?"
The man goes on his way, and a block down, sees the same suit in a different store window. Price is $1800. But he gets an idea.
He enters the store and asks, "Do you price match?"
"Yes, I own this store and I will not just match, but beat any competitor pricing."
"Well, your competition has that same suit priced at $100! So what would be your price for a size 44?"
The owner smiles and replies:
"If I was out of stock, like my friend up the street, it would be $50."
Never try to beat a merchant at logic! 😂 👔
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